I had a dermatology appointment this morning, less said about that the better, and Mac dropped me off and went to do some grocery shopping for me. But as always when I have an appointment where I don't really want to go he brought me back a surprise, a snail and even better he had a dark chocolate bar stuck in him. He's actually a watering can but he's much to cool for that, he will live in front of the fireplace next to Mac's turtle.
I love snails, well actually that's not true, in fact I'm terrified of snails, I think if I touched one I'd pass out, they are gross beyond words. But a number a years ago I started collecting nonliving snails made out of everything: alabaster, wood, porcelain, glass, clay, you name it. I don't know if I was trying to desensitize myself or what. Of course it hasn't worked, I'm still afraid of snails, but I do love my nonorganic snails and this one will make a great addition to my collection.