And not very patiently either. I'm tired of summer, it's boring, I'm so over it. I want autumn leaves that give a Godly crunch (or so McAllister says) when you walk through them. The picture on the left is what I want, the picture on the right is what I get, a swimming pool that's being overrun with wild morning glories. You may think that sounds good, but after 5 months of 85º-95º temperatures and humidity that frequently makes it feel like it's over a 100º I assure you, autumn sounds great and winter sounds even better.