I never enjoy hearing of the death of someone, it's always sad no matter what the age. But some people need to be removed from the gene pool to protect the species. Two young men did exactly that this weekend.
One young man in Maine decided to launch a reusable mortar type firework from the top of his head. He was killed instantly. Did I say he'd been drinking? Well of course he had.
The other young man was down in Texas with his girlfriend and saw the sign saying No Swimming, Alligators. He said something very rude to the alligator and jumped in. The alligator, all 11 feet of him, killed the young man. Did I say he'd been drinking? Again, well of course he had.
Two tragic stories, sad for their families, but all in all better for the species.