I have finally broken down and hired a cleaning team, Two Maids and a Mop. They're out trying to bring order to my house. I'm growing stronger all the time, but I can't keep up with our house, it's just too big. So I found someone to do it for me. I'm holed up in the computer room and they're working away. Told them to ignore the upstairs, we don't use it and it can just wait. Can't wait to see how the house turns out.
Update: They cleaned for 3 hours and the place looks and smells wonderful.