We paid our quarterly taxes today, which improved Mac's mood no end. It's good to know we're funding so many worthwhile things, like:
A study to find out if high heels hurt your feet
A study to see if Dragon boat racing helps cancer survivors
A study to see how canoes help cultural identity
A study to see how snorting cocaine causes anxiety
A study to see if women are aroused by porn
Fund a study in France about the olive fruit fly
Pay for tatoo removal in California
Fund efforts to combat "goth culture" in Kansas
I sleep better at night knowing how hard my tax dollars are working.
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